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Rehab Works, M’Kay

Lindsay Lohan Tits

All sweet and fresh after her last (of many) trips to rehab, Lindsay Lohan definitely has done a much better job than that slut Amy Winehouse has of keeping her looks safe from the ravages of drink and drugs.

Lohan: Tits still perky, eyes clear, skin soft and supple, face intact, beautiful smile.

Winehouse: Deflated airbags for boobs, red eyes, skin pock-marked and jaundiced, head like a dogs asshole and teeth falling out.

Ladies and genetlemen, boys and girls, believe me when I say that there is a LOT of difference between the evils of cocaine and evils of methamphetamine.

And this picture of Lindsay sort of shows that cocaine sort of rocks as an addiction to get over.