Well well well, OBVIOUSLY the surf Jessica is swimming in must be a tad bracing. Nothing like some “Alba With Headlights On High Beam” in the sunshine to bring a smile to the face of anyone - even on the most shithouse of days.
I have to ask though, is she out of work? What has she been in lately?
I have to ask that because she OBVIOUSLY is not being paid enough to be able to afford a matching bikini - either that or she is a tight ass.
And before you start to rant about my OBVIOUS lack of fashion sense, SMELL the sarcasm.
Dufus.
