Well he may have stormed through the bad guys in the Matrix, and wondered about lots in Bill & Ted’s, but our mate Keanu is surely cringing in a vain attempt not to cop an eyeful of the proud and erect China Chow Corkers right in front of him ! And boy-oh-boy, are they a fucking extraordinary pair of Bristol’s or what? Definitely worth a toss of one’s salad after I pen this little ode. Bet on it.
So is the seemingly perennially melancholy Keanu Reeves happy in the company of sometime heiress China Chow? Who gives a rats ass I expect, but you can be bloody sure he gets to feast his eyes on that outstanding pair as she rides him like an oriental donkey.
Betcha sliding his Hollywood A-List pole between China’s titillating crowd pleasers is the most Excellent Adventure ever !
