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Britney Spears. WTF Happened?

Britney Spears Bikini

Once Britney Spears was the undisputed queen of pop music.  She was fashionable, hip and generally a well behaved young lady.

Then she got married in a sham in Vegas to an old ex.  Then she married a back up dancer (and a bad one at that).  Then she got pregnant and had a kid.  Twice.  Then her marriage collapsed.

And that was when the REAL fun and games began.  Britney lost her fucking mind.

Drugs, alcohol, parties, upskirts, head shavings, rants, raves and general off-the-wall lunacy.  It certainly has been a trip.

And now she looks frumpy - unlike this photo, there was a time when Britney REALLY filled a swimsuit.  No anymore Tim.

Well one saving grace.  She grew back her hair.

I’m going with the train of thought that Britney’s life has been on a progressively faster downhill slide since she and Justin Timberlake broke up.  Therefore we extrapolate that to everything of Britney’s decline is Timberlake’s fault.  Justin, we want our sexy back.